33 Signs You Are About To Be Laid Off

Denial is not a career strategy and rarely does the ax fall unannounced. The warning signs are usually abundant, it’s just the timing that is uncertain.  Hints can appear quickly over the course of a few days or add up slowly during a couple of weeks.

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Take the following test and discover if you are about to be asked to clean out your desk.  Simply indicate yes or no to the following statements:

  1. Top management has announced “There is no truth to any layoff rumor.”
  2. You are not being invited to the meetings that you should be invited to
  3. Someone from HR meets with your boss behind closed doors, and they both look at (or away) from you when emerging
  4. You see a job posting on Monster, Dice, or other job site for a position similar to yours by your company, a recruiter your company uses, or an anonymous firm in your area that sounds suspiciously like your company
  5. You get written up for “anything” (HR and Legal loves to build a case)
  6. Your boss cuts off your access to senior management
  7. Your company / industry is under earning pressure
  8. Your main project loses its funding or is seriously behind schedule
  9. Your boss screws up and needs a scapegoat
  10. Your boss doesn’t like you
  11. Your senior management support base leaves the company or gets demoted
  12. Your new work assignment is a de-facto demotion
  13. Co-worker whispers stop when you walk up
  14. Unclaimed fax machine resumes have a similar background to yours
  15. You know of an upcoming round of layoffs but don’t know the details
  16. Your friends in IT, HR, the boss’ assistant, or co-workers can’t look you in the eyes, start asking about your plans for the future, or start measuring your office with their eyes
  17. Your boss starts to micro-manage, suddenly asks for your vendor/client/project list, or otherwise change their behavior towards you
  18. You get a new boss
  19. Your boss loses in a game of political Sumo wrestling
  20. Your company has new owners
  21. Your intra-office relationship ends badly
  22. An office rival gets promoted to be your new boss
  23. Your workload gets too easy to handle (“Someone else can handle the job”)
  24. Your workload gets too much to handle (“You’re not doing your job”)
  25. You find yourself making excuses at meetings
  26. You know deep inside that you’d fire yourself if you were your boss
  27. Your friendship with senior management grows cold or stiff
  28. If you’ve hired your own (younger, cheaper) replacement without having a guaranteed promotion or exit strategy
  29. You don’t get your guaranteed promotion
  30. There have been previous rounds of lay-offs
  31. Your company owner or senior management have lots of meetings with their bank
  32. Subordinates speak directly to your boss and you’re not there to step on their feet or take the credit
  33. Your “little voice” tells you something is wrong

Now to score your test….the more questions to which you answer “yes”, the faster you should rewrite your resume, post on Linkedin, and find those old convention business cards.

What signs have you seen that aren’t on this list? Let us know your favorite warning signals.

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